Top 10 Joke Gifts for Women UK – Home & Garden Store

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1. Plant Theatre


3 Unique Trees, Grow Your Own Bonsai, Plant Theatre Bonsai Kit Trio

Plant Theatre #ad - Our resilient bonsai seeds can be grown indoors or outdoors. Our unique grow your own bonsai tree kit includes seeds for 3 different types of distinctive bonsais; Silver Birch, Red Maple, and Mountain Pine.

Great for new and expert gardeners alike, space and weather won’t be an issue with our growing kit. With 6 growing pots, 6 markers, and 6 sealable propagator bags you’ll have everything you need to grow your own beautiful, 6 peat discs, ornamental miniatures. Looking for fun and unusual garden gifts for women and men? For birthdays, housewarmings, or 'just because', these bonsai trees just keep on giving. If you have any questions regarding your bonsai kit, each set comes with tips on sowing and growing, plus our Plant Theatre team are on hand to help.
BrandPlant Theatre #ad
ManufacturerPlant Theatre #ad
Height14.5 cm (5.71 Inches)
Length12.5 cm (4.92 Inches)
Width10 cm (3.94 Inches)

2. GadgetKing


Coffee Plant Gift Present for Him Husband Boyfriend Dad Men Man Her Wife Ladies

GadgetKing #ad - Unique unusual novelty gift for men or women or that person thats just impossible to buy for - GREET NOVELTY ITEM SURE TO GET SOME LAUGHS. Kit includes, seeds, instructions, compost pellet, plant label and a wooden pencil, woven grow bag, be sure to check our other range of novelty grow your own range out by searching our store. Grow your own money plant starter kit ideal for the novice gardener. Can be grown indoors on windowsill then planted outside when strong enough or kept inside.
BrandGadgetKing #ad
ManufacturerGadgetKing #ad
Part NumberGadgetKing

3. Diabolical Gift People


Diabolical Gifts DP0988 Red Leopard Washing Up Gloves

Diabolical Gift People #ad - The pair of gloves are not only practical but they are complete with a fur lining, peal bracelet and an superbly sized diamond. These fun and stylish gloves make even the dirtiest jobs look fabulous. Glam up your chores. Great novelty gift for stag and hen dos. Both fun and practical for doing the dishes.
BrandDiabolical Gift People #ad
ManufacturerThe Diabolical Gift People #ad
Height3 cm (1.18 Inches)
Length26 cm (10.24 Inches)
Weight0.1 kg (0.22 Pounds)
Width16.5 cm (6.5 Inches)
Part NumberDP0988



Kitchen Cooking Gadgets for Men Xmas Gifts, Novelty Gifts for Dad/Mom/Men/Women Barbecue Accessories, Christmas Stocking Fillers Meat Claws, Presents for Men BBQ Tools Shredder Pulled Pork Bear Claws

HELEMAN #ad - If any issues with meat paws, wife. We're here to make all your cooking more productive, exciting, husband, women, and easy! Novelty stocking fillers and Christmas gifts. Exclusive claws handle - the backside of the meat claws is hollow to increase friction, make handles of meat claws are easy to hold onto and no-slip, making the work on your hands and wrists much relief.

What a surprise it also great for tossing salads or keeping the fruit fixed when cutting the fruit. Cool bbQ cooking gifts. Best for all types of meat, less than 02oz each one but very sturdy. Committed to professional design - the ergonomic design makes pulling and shredding meat faster and easier, and the proper length let you shred meats without getting burned. Food shredder claws give you yet another tool to rely upon when you're working at your smoker grill or in your kitchen.

Sharp claws that strongly grips the meat and tears it apart easily without any struggles. Perfectly shredded meat in minutes without burning your hand or damaging cutlery. Lightweight, shred effortlessly. Moreover, the handle is heavy-duty and heat resistant to protect your hand from burning in case the claws are hot. Designed with geometrical & ease in mind, the contoured handles provide a sure grip when separating the meat or transferring it to a cutting board or platter.
BrandHELEMAN #ad
ManufacturerHELEMAN #ad
Part NumberMC-Pro01

5. AvoSeedo


AvoSeedo, Grow Your Own Avocado Tree

AvoSeedo #ad - Great design easy to use with a great design that looks just like a real avocado. No attention needed due to the clever design of the AvoSeedo it needs minimal attention. Grow your own avocado tree. Highly durable the avoSeedo will last for years as its made from super strong non-toxic plastic. Easy to use peel the avocado pit; put it into the AvoSeedo and presto; its ready to go.
BrandAvoSeedo #ad
ManufacturerAvoseedo #ad
Height1.18 cm (0.46 Inches)
Length4.72 cm (1.86 Inches)
Weight0.05 kg (0.11 Pounds)
Width2.76 cm (1.09 Inches)
Part Number33

6. Plant Theatre


Funky Veg Kit w/ 5 Seed Sachets, Pots, Peat Discs & Markers, Gardening Gifts for Men and Women, Plant Theatre Vegetable Seeds, Indoor and Outdoor Grow Your Own Kits

Plant Theatre #ad - With 5 growing pots, and helpful tips on how to sow, 5 peat discs, 5 markers, our grow your own kits for children and adults don't get much better than this!. Our bumper pack of funky veg seeds will help you grow purple carrots, stripy tomatoes, golden courgette plants, Rubine Brussels sprouts, and rainbow chard.

Our versatile garden seeds can be used indoors or outdoors - great for new and expert gardeners alike, space and weather won’t be an issue with our vegetable growing kit. Brighten your salad bowl with these vibrant vegetable plants - our tomato, and carrot gardening seeds are sealed in foil sachets for freshness, courgette, sprout, chard, ready to grow!. Looking for fun and unusual garden gifts for women and men? For birthdays, or 'just because', housewarmings, these gardening gifts just keep on giving.
BrandPlant Theatre #ad
ManufacturerPlant Theatre #ad
Height20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Length14 cm (5.51 Inches)
Weight0.25 kg (0.55 Pounds)
Width10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part NumberM631A

7. the gift box


The gift box Gardening Gifts For Women Gifts for Mum Ladies Luxury Gifts for Birthday Dazzleleaf

the gift box #ad - Rooms feel more wonderful. It’s a perfect present for a woman’s birthday, wife, birthday gifts for mum or wife gifts. We produce the ultimate high quality gifts for women, plus see our other product ranges on sale, scented candle gift sets and couples gift sets. A perfect present on an anniversary for wife.

A perfect thank you gift for girl-friends, garden Xmas gift, Get Well soon gifts, nan-s. Pink peony pamper is refreshing and floral with rich, sweet notes reminiscent of a fresh springtime day. A relaxing a- romatherapy, and large gift set anniversary or as a garden ornament. Ideal present for someone special and ideal congratulations gifts for her and as a gardening gift set. Gardening gifts are ideal women’s gifts or christmas presents for mum, mothers day gifts, mummy gifts, girlfriend, 50th, mother, pamper gift set, best friend gifts for women, A special gift for a Friend, sister, pamper-ing experience.

Soooo good. Gifts for her special occasion including mothers day christmas or anniversary this mug up gift set contains 2 x pink peony pamper scented candles each candle will burn off a welcoming aroma for up to 24 hours. Garden tools and garden Gloves combined with scented candle is an ideal gardener gifts for those who love the outdoor gardening. Perfume aromas blended with luxury gift packaging. Hosting becomes a pleasure.
Brandthe gift box #ad
Manufacturerthe gift box #ad
Height7 cm (2.76 Inches)
Length31 cm (12.2 Inches)
Width23 cm (9.06 Inches)



Grow Your own Chilli Plants kit with 5 Different Chilli Seeds Species and All The Gardening Tools You Need in Every Grow Your own Kits. Chilli Gifts or Gardening Gifts for Men and Women

WAM BAM BOO #ad - Instructions and top tips - in the 32-page information and step by step instruction booklet and a 46-page downloadable eBook in the kit has many interesting facts and tips on how to grow Chilli pepper seeds, their many uses including making chilli oil, muscle relief ointment and many more great uses along with top tips for every grower. Well, the great news is, your hunt ends here with this Simply Plant gif.

You will find in this kit on average 220 seeds which is more than enough high-quality seeds to grow many plants. Treat that special person in your life with this fantastic stylish present for Christmas / Birthdays / Housewarming / Anniversaries, our Simply Plant Kits make beautiful gift boxes for presents. The perfect garden gift - coming up with gardening gifts for men and women can be tough. Each kit contains 5 varieties of fantastic chilli seeds, 5 auto Irrigation plant pots, a 32-page information and instruction booklet and a 46-page downloadable eBook. Great care is taken when the seeds are gathered, stored, and packed.

Self watering propagation pots – one of the great joys of gardening is starting with a tiny seed or cutting and ending up with a healthy and vibrant plant. Lots of seeds from the uk - the use of high-quality seeds is essential in increasing the possibility of success when growing. Everything you need to grow your own chillies - having the right tools for the job is critical when embarking on any new task, 2 large nutrient rich Jiffy peat discs, a set of leaf pruners, 5 plant markers, and with the Simply Plant Chilli growing kit you certainly have just that. Each and every seed that we supply is sourced from our trusted supply chain.
BrandWAM BAM BOO #ad
ManufacturerWAM BAM BOO #ad

9. YiMoo


Small Rude Statues Naughty Novelty Gardening Gifts for Families Neighbours a couple, YiMOO Outdoor Funny Naked Garden Gnomes Ornaments

YiMoo #ad - Funny but small garden gnomes: Double check the SIZE before purchasing these unusual outdoor garden ornaments. Material: the gnome statues are made of resin and painted by hand, durable and waterproof.

Excellent garden statue decor: put this personalised gnome sculpture in your garden, fence, family, lawn, women, or even at your desk or windows. You'll get 2 garden gnomes blue man + red woman with a beautiful butterfly, each garden gnome is 12cm / 4. 7" height tall as a coke, and 120g / 4. 2 oz. We accept a free return or a refund for any reason. A perfect gift for men, neighbours and friends. Pls keep the gnomes outdoor for a couple hours to prevent the smell of paint. Return policy: pls notice the size, this garden gnome is not a large statue.
BrandYiMoo #ad
ManufacturerYimoo Group #ad
Height11.94 cm (4.7 Inches)
Length5.59 cm (2.2 Inches)
Weight0.2 kg (0.44 Pounds)
Width3.3 cm (1.3 Inches)
Part Numbergnome-couple01

10. Plant Theatre


Plant Theatre Gourmet Flower Kit, 6 Edible Flower Varieties to Grow

Plant Theatre #ad - Sowing & Growing Tips included. A specially selected range of 6 seed varieties to grow Edible Flowers suitable for sweet and savoury dishes which will also add a splash of colour to your garden. 6 seed varieties: cornflower, Calendula, French Marigold, Dianthus, Nasturtium & Wild Pansy. So go on… decorate your dishes and excite your taste buds!6 growing pots, 6 peat blocks and 6 Plant Markers. Everything you need to grow your own Gourmet Flowers in one box.
BrandPlant Theatre #ad
ManufacturerPlant Theatre #ad
Height14 cm (5.51 Inches)
Length12 cm (4.72 Inches)
Width10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part Numberpart_245